that's me

Oh i'm very very sorry, if you thought you're going to see a photo of me as a Model looking guy with a pretty face or some kind of Jason Statham with a sixpack made of steel. But trust me i'm wether a Model nor a Bodybuilder. I'm a slim and decent lookin guy and my origins gives me a bit of some bonuspoints. But in the end, If your personality sucks or people are just not into you, then not even Robert Downey Jr. can fix it.

 

After we get that straight, let me tell you who i am.

 

 I'm Shark,

A former gaming nerd, travel enthusiast and passionate about women since i was a little boy and thought, that sailormoon-girls are sexy when they're wearing those short skirts.

Did i already mention traveling? Yes i do that. It's awesome, you should try it.

It's like mastrubating, you have just to do it by yourself or get at least a helping hand from your hot female friend nextdoor .

 

I also live in Switzerland!

No not Sweden, we do as well speak a weird language, but we're not famous for having tall, slim and model-like blonds. More like: Mountains, Chocolate, Chesse-Fondue and Chuchichästli.

But since i live in one of the bigger cities in Swizzy, i don't lack of seeing hot Maids here and there, decorating the town with their beauty, which i'm really grateful for.

Otherwhise, you know, like living in the Countryside, i would have better chance to date a lot of cows instead of gals. #animallover

 

Why am i not showing myself?

I'ts simple, it's a dating-site, and i will talk about girls, therefore, i'll also talk about sex and everything that comes with it. So because i don't want to end up like Julian Blanc with being called a Sexist or even a Raper in the most popular Newspaper in CH, i'd like to stay hidden, at least when i'm in the beginning :-)

And i also like to be my true self, bullshitting around and just write or talk whatever the hell i like to relating to Pick up, whitout having less reputation as a person in my everyday life.

 

And why the heck am i doing this Podcast/Blog/Page?

I'll keep it short. I dreamed of doing a Youtubechannel, of me becoming an awesome PUA. But it took me 4 years, 2 Breakups and One Big Mindcrushing Evening, that lead me to realize, that it's not only about bedding a shitload of girls, having threesomes, ONS on a regular basis, Orgies and Sex on the creasiest Places. But also to realize, if one day i commit myself to a true LTR (Long Term Relationship), it's my duty to "always be at the cause, not at the effect".

Which means, I've to keep being dominating, unpredictable, adoring, mysterious and sexy. A real Alpha.

And not loosing up, as a boring, unsexy, fat, Gf-Pleasing fucking Beta.

So yeah, it as a deeper reason for me then just banging my brain out as much as possible.

But i'll might explain more on my first Episode,

 

Now after you wasted like, what, 5 Minutes of your time to figure out, what kind of a weirdo i am, it's time now to get back to the important things in your life!

No not working, watching porn or to try if you're able to touch your nose with your tongue.

I mean, go to the Episode-Section and get yourself a Womanizer-Boost, dammit!

 

- The Shark